“BEER HERE! Getcha beer here!”
Hey, Beer Guy.
“That’s insulting.”
What? You were just shouting “Beer here.”
“But it’s not all I do. I pride myself on offering a wide array of goods specifically chosen for each crowd.”
That’s some good capitalism there. This is the Phil and Phriends show, right?
“Yup. My inventory is custom-tailored to the Deadhead audience.”
Whatcha got?
“Beer, obviously. But it’s not, like, drinkable. It’s got, like, 12 or 13 bocks in it.”
That should sell well.
“You know those little heating pads that stick to your lower back?”
Yeah.
“Already sold out.”
Nice.
“Obviously, all the liniments and balms are gone, too.”
Sure.
“Dude, you would not believe how many pairs of reading glasses I’ve sold.”
Smart stock. That is a smart stock.
“Right? Half of everybody left ’em in the car, and the other half sat on ’em.”
What else?
“Ear plugs.”
For what?
“Bird Song.”
Okay.
Does anyone else like JRAD? It’s currently my wife’s favorite Grateful Dead. If so:
http://mixlr.com/fourwindzs/?utm_source=new_broadcast_alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=alert LIKE JRAD ON SET BREAK WILL BE BACK ON 15 MIN
But is there Phil at Red Rocks? Or Rat-Dog at The Hop Monk?