Shout At The Devil

• Hey!
• Devil!
• Dude!
• You left your change on the counter!
• Devil!
• Why’d you kill the czar and his ministers!?

You promised that there would be no more Mötley.

I also noted that most of my promises are lies.

No one wants any more of Mötley. Stop it. Get back to P-Funk or–and this is a wild idea–the Dead, whom this website is purportedly about.

Sure. Can I show the nice people some Terrible Crüe Art first?

How terrible is it?

Oofah.

I told you.

That’s a classy frame.

Oh, yeah.