A reminder: Never wear your boots like that unless OSHA demands that you do so.
A further reminder: “Body Positivity” is a scam invented to sell products–some cheese-covered, some not–to fat people.
A farther reminder: Nick Paumgarten fucking loves mountains. Climbing ’em, sliding down ’em, getting drunk with rich fuckers at the base of ’em: the man’s a catholic slopist.
A father’s reminder: Get your hair cut and tell your mother you love her.
A farmer’s reminder: The Grange meeting is Tuesday night.
A Farnsworth reminder: I INVENTED TEEVEE, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS!
When did Jim Croce jam with The Dead?
If Jerry wore Kodiaks? He’d tuck them in. Tight.