- Your Bobby is a Wonderland (If you don’t make this joke, you get jailed by Obama. Thanks, Obama.)
- Dark (C-List) Star
- The Other, Other, Other, Other, Other One.
- Suckin’
- (Chicago Should Have Been) The Last Time
- Turd Song
- Douche Of Grey
- Douching That Bag
- Phil Don’t Have No Interest (In This Band)
- I Know You, Mayer (Now Please Fuck Off)
- (Y’know What Would be Fun: Disassembling an ’82 Datsun 240z and Beating John Mayer to Death With) The Wheel
- (It Would also Be a Gas to Break John Mayer’s Legs, Take him to the Top of Mt. Whitney, and Set A) Fire on the Mountain
- Terrapin Imitation
- Throwing Stones (at our Reputation)
- Estimated Profit
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!!!
“It Must Have Been the Money.” “Franklin’s Tower: Literally, a Tower of Franklins” “The Greatest Story Ever Sold.”
When I heard, the first thing I did was run here. Because I knew you would say what we were all thinking, and say it well.
I’ve said something?
(thank you muchly.)
Jennifer Anis Ton Of Steel
Uncle John’s House Of Hanky Panky
Goulish Heart
Oh Babe I Aint No Double Douche Pie
It Must Have Been The Monster Hash
Caution (Do Not Piss Off Taylor Swift)
Nekkid Lady With A Fan & Grapes Please
Throwin Tombstones
Lenny Kravitz Black Peter Blues
Jessica Simpson & The Fabulous Candymangoes
THE TAYLOR SWIFT ONE OH MY LANTA
Admit it: you’ve been warming up that “Estimated Profit” in the bullpen for a looooong time.