Sounds/Noises/Phrases I Have Uttered While On The Toilet

• Get them doggies rolling!
• Here we go, big time.
• HurrrrrrrrgOHYEAH.
• Raise the bridge!
• This one’s a keeper.
• BEGONE, DOODY!
• Butthole’s in command now, fellows.

Stop it. Stop this right now.

The Enthusiasts need to know.

They don’t need to know, nor want to know. They’re leaving in droves.

Were there ever enough Enthusiasts here in the first place to constitute a “drove?”

Just stop it.

One more.

Only one.

Fine.

• Corn? When did I eat corn?

You’re done.

Okay.