Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Spoilers!

The Sixth Sense Twenty years after the film ends, we find out that Haley Joel Osment is an odd-looking grown-up.

The Crying Game Stephen Rea has a penis.

Soylent Green It’s terrible! Soylent Green is made of terrible scenes!

Primal Fear and Fight Club Ed Norton’s got a secret.

The Village M. Night Shyamalan ran out of ideas two movies ago.

Forever Does not last forever; actually eight half-hour episodes.

Planet of the Apes The planet, Earth, is not made from apes at all, instead composed of dirt and rocks and mud and whatnot.

Gone Girl SHE NEVER LEFT.

Is there a point to this?

Is there a point to anything, man?

You didn’t even set up the premise.

THAT’S THE TWIST!

Fuck you in your face.

Not an unwarranted sentiment.

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    The Old Lady is lactose intolerant
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02D4FtCwj4

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