Bobby?
“Hey, buddy. Confused about the old people?”
No.
…
Why is that thing next to your head floating?
“Oh, this? It’s pretty, isn’t it?”
Irrelevant. Why is it floating?
“Well, I’m semi-fictional, right? So, why not–”
Godammit.
“–have telekinetic powers, y’know?”
Can I get you to not do that?
“Oh, no. You lost control of this universe a long time ago.”
I did, didn’t I?
“Sorry, pal.”
Look at the pride that these three ladies in the front have….having just indoctrinated bobby with a lil ride in his drinkie….
What is the possible explanation for this picture?
really, Is Bobert dosing a gaggle of octaganerians any worse than Mickey dosing his horse?
did mickey really dose his …….of course he did
Okay, I have to ask: do you have children or something? How do you know what #squadgoals is. I’m fascinated
I have kids and I have no idea what #squadgoals is? please explain…
I know so many things. I know about Trap Queens and the difference between crocodiles and alligators and the Pythagorean theorem and the Collyer Brothers and the history of China and the history of china and the history of history.
Knowing stuff is awesome.
Yes it is. Or so I’m told.
Just started reading about the Collyer Brothers (thanks to you ToTD). Very interesting
It’s nice to know that you’re aware of things in time and space.
#mlg #TFWnogf #fedoras #MRA #notallmen #ilovereddit #35singleandthriving #meninistsonly #notallwhites #defendlibertarianism
I’m pretty sure none of that bullshit applies to me, young lady.
Also I think it’s super swag that I share similar interests with guys who are old enough to be my father????? Idk that’s just very cool. Unusual pairing
I AM 24 YEARS OLD
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT
YOLOE ENERGY DRINKS INSTAGRAM #HASHTAG
YOU HAVE SEEN THE DEAD LIVE AND REMEMBER IT YOURE LIKE 6,000 YEARS OLD
Also it’s #yolo get a life pls
I…
Why you…
Listen here, Missy…
Dammit.
That’s damn right.
It’s okay, Mr. Dead. You’re doing an excellent job. Your writing far excels that of a minor, but your inner spirit negates this strongly. #PROUD OF U
Oh my god I don’t know if that last sentence made sense wtf I need to proofread my writing