Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Statements That Are True About Both The New iPhone And The New Pacific Northwest ’73-’74 Set

  • Expensive as hell.
  • Aesthetically pleasing.
  • Requires an entire civilization surrounding it to be of any use.
  • The Woz digs it.
  • Can be used to plan deadly terrorist attacks. (Don’t tell me terrorists don’t love sweet fucking jams. I know they do.)
  • Bobby gets it for free.
  • Introduced via internet video starring a white guy.
  • Can be traded for weed.
  • Should not be placed in ass.
  • Will be fucked by monkey if left with monkey.
  • You run out of jokes, buddy?
  • Yeah.
  • Why didn’t you just stop typing?
  • I MIGHT DIE.
  • I wish.

5 Comments

  1. Steve B

    And there’s already a software update! (The Playin’ from Hec Edmundson in the original download was incomplete.)

  2. Tom Humphreys

    Seastones are included in neither!

  3. hcm

    To date, no current or former members of KISS have publicly claimed responsibility for either one.

  4. Chris

    The production on this box set is insane! Fuck they even have my head bopping to ‘Money, Money’.

  5. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    Seastones are included in neither!

    Maybe because Ned did not play at these shows? Just maybe that is why?

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