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Suits, As Ranked By Sexy

  1. Nudie suit.
  2. Jumpsuit, NASA.
  3. Jumpsuit, Elvis.
  4. Three-piece, bespoke. (A wider pinstripe is in now. Perhaps a dark blue with the proper shoe.)
  5. Racing suit, old school.
  6. Wetsuit worn by incredibly hot person that has been tailored for them to look hot in.
  7. Racing suit, modern. (The new suits are made of fifteen layers of nomex and kevlar and have all sorts of electronics woven into them; too bulky.)
  8. Batsuit.
  9. Spacesuit. (The actual going-out-into-space outfit with the fishbowl helmet. The designers weren’t thinking about being fashion-forward, but still: not sexy.)
  10. Wetsuit worn by normal human.
  11. Orange prison jumpsuit, unless you have the right complexion to pull it off.
  12. Bomb disposal suit.
  13. Hazmat suit.
  14. Bright-yellow atmosphere suit worn by the CDC doctors gathered at your bedside.

10 Comments

  1. Spencer

    This is my Uncle, he sure knew how to rock an old school race suit.

    • Spencer

      This was his rocket, looks safe to me…….

      • Thoughts On The Dead

        This is really your uncle? That’s cool as hell.

        • Spencer

          Yep, him and my dad built and raced that one at Oswego, NY among other places.

        • Spencer

          Yep, him and my dad built and raced that one at Oswego, NY among other places. http://www.retrorockets.org/feature_hbrown/feature_hbrown.htm

          • smokingleather

            Just read the linked article and I’m all ready to cheer for him. Awesome stuff.

          • Spencer

            He was a true character if there ever was one, charismatic and kind. I was lucky to have him as an uncle. His grandkids are carrying on the legacy racing winged sprint cars all across your beautiful country…..proud to be a grease monkey.

          • Luther Von Baconson

            “campaigned”. cool man!

  2. Tor Haxson

    Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs

  3. Robin Russell

    Law

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