This picture captures Billy and Mickey at their Billy and Mickiest. A partial checklist:
- Sweatbands (patriotic, Mickey.)
- Shirt (Dead, Mickey.)
- Shirt (Hawaiian, awful, Billy.)
- Mustache (Proper Billy has a mustache. This is not an arguable assertion: it is fact.)
- Goiter (?)
- Checkup (Seriously, Billy: go see a doctor. What’s with your neck, brother?)
- Expression (Crazy as fuck, Billy; precisely as crazy as fuck, Mickey.)
- Action (I can’t be the only one who noticed right off the bat that this was Mickey is blocking an attempted dickpunching with his Fancy Beaver style Kung Fu?)

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