Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Tag: 1967 (Page 2 of 5)

Dire Wolfe

His name was Pigpen–it wasn’t, really; but that’s what the all the groovies and chickies called him–and he was first to be noticed. All eyes! no matter how doopy and drippy: there he was, not corpulent but solid behind a Vox organ, which is what all the garage bands–they’re called “garage bands” now in homage to their place of birth, even if it’s not true–are playing because it is far less dear than a Hammond or (God forbid) a piano. (“Can you imagine Pigpen playing a piano?” a barefoot girl asked me. “That’s what Shakespeare played!”) And then Jerry Garcia and his hair like a frozen storm cloud: black and tumultuous; he was not thin like the other members of the group, but nor was he as fat as Pigpen and he was so in a different way: a lazy weight, a seated weight, a joint-borne weight:::::::and then they began to make a sound like THRONGTHRONGDAKKA over and over::::::the drummer (who was introduced by a number of appellations: Bill, Billy, the Original White Negro) had several facial tics, and they competed and jousted: cheeks against eyelids in a holding pattern, gritted jaw coming around the flank.

The electric bass player is reportedly the smart one–almost five semesters at San Mateo Community College under the belt his old lady shoplifted from the Army surplus store–and he does not play like the black musicians who prefer an ostinato, instead wandering around the fretboard; sometimes like a cougar searching for prey, and sometimes like a senile pensioner searching for the house she lived in 40 years prior. The “cute” one is called Bob by men, or Bobby by girls, or WEIR! by the rest of the group: he is younger by a few years, and the Grateful Dead are all at an age when a few years matters.

And the rest! My God the hangers-on! Attendants, if you will. Burly brutes for lifting the delicate amplifiers and old ladies for fetching Cokes and skinny dudes in winklepicker shoes rolling numbers (no one calls them “joints” anymore; keep up, keep up) and engorged bikers in denim and leather–the only ones present drinking beer–and “with-it” negros and at least one nastily conspicuous newspaper reporter in a suit and tie.

Don’t forget the chickies! They are everywhere and eternally sixteen (if that); several have removed their blouses to reveal apple-dumpling breasts that remain static with the chickies’ torsos (gravity is a rumor to the chickies!) and they congregate–that is the word, congregate–beneath the “cute” one Bobby; they dance like deboned chickens in an earthquake and Bobby–WEIR!–smiles to himself and throws back his hair which is just as long if not longer than the chickies and 30 minutes, or maybe two, the band stops playing but the crowd keeps going.

The Grateful damned Dead!

Side, Man

Ma’am?

“Uh, yeah?”

Oh, hey. Bobby. Sorry. In my defense, you looked like a girl until ’72 or so.

“I’d argue with that, but it worked for me.”

What is this? ’67?

“Well, I don’t have my beard so it could be ’67. Or maybe 2002.”

Is Garcia alive?

“Lemme check.”

LOOKING FOR GARCIA NOISE

“Yeah, there he is.”

I guess it’s not 2002.

“Don’t be so quick. Twin Towers standing?”

The Twin Towers would not have been standing in either 2002 or 1967.

“Oh, no. Did the terrorists–”

The terrorists didn’t get hold of a Time Sheath.

“–get hold of…okay, good. I was worried.”

I mean, Miles Davis has one but he’s not technically a terrorist.

“And Billy.”

True.

“Lemme, uh, ask you a question, okay?”

Sure.

“You got a point to this post or are we just bantering pointlessly?”

The second thing.

“Ah.”

Go steal Billy’s hat.

“Nuh-uh.”

Good choice.

Once You Pop

This is 6/18/67 at the Monterey Fairgrounds. I don’t know if I’ve listened to it; I will now, though. This show was the Monterey Pop Festival, legendary for its unlegendariness (at least as far as the Dead goes). The Boys were scheduled in between The Who (beginning a long inter-band relationship) and Jimi Hendrix (beginning his and Bobby’s best friendship); both acts put on high-volume shows punctuated by instrument destruction, arson, and explosives. In the face of such showmanship, the Dead countered by standing there and playing Viola Lee for 14 minutes.

They also refused to be filmed for the movie, which gives them a perfect record for avoiding being in iconic Rock Films: Monterey Pop, Woodstock, Gimme Shelter. Dead missed ’em all by thaaaat much.

Great Scott

Long Strange Trip may be hogging the spotlight this year, but it’s not the first film the Grateful Dead appeared in. That would be Petulia from 1967, which–disappointingly–is not the Petulia Clark story.

Richard Lester, the guy who directed the Beatles’ movies, did this one; it’s about George C. Scott beating Julie Christie or something. He also takes some time to look appalled by the young people, and order pressed duck. (That’s what the waiter’s doing at the end of the clip. “Pressed duck” is not a euphemism: they put the whole bird in there and squeeze it until it’s yummy.)

Rock And Roll All Night, Choogle Every Day

“Jer, would you say that we–you know, as a group–enjoy a party?”

“It’s a party every day around here, Bob.”

“Every day?”

“Well: some days more than others, right?”

“Sure, sure. And, uh, Jer: we play for a pretty long time, huh?”

“What?”

“Like: we rock and roll, you know, all night?”

“Yeah, I guess. What’s going on, man?”

bobby makeup 67

“Bobert Herbert Walker Weir, you take that shit off your face.”

“Aww! C’mon, Garcia!”

“Right now, mister.”

“Mumblemumblemumble.”

“What was that?”

“Nothing.”

“That’s right, nothing. Take it off.”

“I was gonna–”

“NOW, Weir.”

“–do your makeup, too. Aw.”

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