Come one, come all*, to the very first summer festival for YOU, the Classical Liberal; for YOU, the Redditor; for YOU, the watcher of 3 hour YouTube videos on Evolutionary Psychology and how it proves that Star Wars should have more white men in it: Cock’n!

We’ve got everything! How about special guests? We have special guests:

  • Several of the guys from Joe Rogan’s podcast who aren’t Joe Rogan!
  • Roseanne!
  • Julian Assange via FaceTime!
  • The basement from Comet Pizzeria!
  • Several more Weinsteins!
  • The reanimated corpse of Father Coughlin!

And join us for our panels!

  • “Why Do Black People Keep Calling Me Racist?”
  • “Who Really Killed Anthony Bourdain?”
  • “Are Feminists Evil Or Just Wrong?”
  • “Ethics In Gaming Journalism.”
  • “Cant Muslims Stop Being Retarded?”
  • “How Ant-Man & The Wasp Portends White Genocide.”

Come on down, you tech-savvy winners who’ve never read a novel that didn’t contain a spaceship! We’ll meet you at the David Koch Theater, because of course this is being held at the David Koch Theater!

 

*For a specific and limited definition of “all.”