Come one, come all*, to the very first summer festival for YOU, the Classical Liberal; for YOU, the Redditor; for YOU, the watcher of 3 hour YouTube videos on Evolutionary Psychology and how it proves that Star Wars should have more white men in it: Cock’n!
We’ve got everything! How about special guests? We have special guests:
- Several of the guys from Joe Rogan’s podcast who aren’t Joe Rogan!
- Roseanne!
- Julian Assange via FaceTime!
- The basement from Comet Pizzeria!
- Several more Weinsteins!
- The reanimated corpse of Father Coughlin!
And join us for our panels!
- “Why Do Black People Keep Calling Me Racist?”
- “Who Really Killed Anthony Bourdain?”
- “Are Feminists Evil Or Just Wrong?”
- “Ethics In Gaming Journalism.”
- “Cant Muslims Stop Being Retarded?”
- “How Ant-Man & The Wasp Portends White Genocide.”
Come on down, you tech-savvy winners who’ve never read a novel that didn’t contain a spaceship! We’ll meet you at the David Koch Theater, because of course this is being held at the David Koch Theater!
*For a specific and limited definition of “all.”
Where is the flat earth conspiracy by the UN? I thought the preponderance of videos for a flat earth cosmology as being core to the Russian logic bomb that was lobbed at the West during the past decade. It goes along with gamer gate and all of the other BS of 2014-2016.
All they need is Steve “When they call you racist wear it like a badge of honor” Bannon to complete the Crying White Man™ tableau.