
Oh, they’re not rebooting Entourage, are they?
“No.”
Ryan Adams looks like Patton Oswalt cosplaying as Butthead.
“Leave my friends alone.”
Who’s the rando?
“I have no idea. I assume he’s with Dave.”
Racist.
“You assumed the same thing.”
I did, but my intentions were pure. How’s Saget doing?
“He’s been making child rape jokes, snorting coke, and throwing hookers down the stairs all afternoon.”
Classic Saget.
“The negros, Mr. President. I’ll take them out first.”
“Mm. Good thinking, Gleason. They’re athletic.”
“I thought I was gonna miss Nixon, but you’re the greatest, President Ford.”

LEGENDARY FUNNYMAN DRIVING NOISE
“Fore!”
KONK!
“Got him!”
“Nice shot, Gleason.”
“Holy shit, Dave Chapelle’s friend!”
“My turn.”
UNELECTED PRESIDENT DRIVING NOISE
“Fore.”
KONK!
“Holy shit, Dave Chapelle! HEY! Jackass!”
Me?
“Obviously. Stop this!”
I don’t wanna. At least not until Ryan Adams gets it.
KONK!
“Holy shit, Ryan Adams!”
Okay, we’re done.
“Hate you.”
Have fun with Saget.

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