Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Which One’s Turtle?

Oh, they’re not rebooting Entourage, are they?

“No.”

Ryan Adams looks like Patton Oswalt cosplaying as Butthead.

“Leave my friends alone.”

Who’s the rando?

“I have no idea. I assume he’s with Dave.”

Racist.

“You assumed the same thing.”

I did, but my intentions were pure. How’s Saget doing?

“He’s been making child rape jokes, snorting coke, and throwing hookers down the stairs all afternoon.”

Classic Saget.

“The negros, Mr. President. I’ll take them out first.”

“Mm. Good thinking, Gleason. They’re athletic.”

“I thought I was gonna miss Nixon, but you’re the greatest, President Ford.”

LEGENDARY FUNNYMAN DRIVING NOISE

“Fore!”

KONK!

“Got him!”

“Nice shot, Gleason.”

“Holy shit, Dave Chapelle’s friend!”

“My turn.”

UNELECTED PRESIDENT DRIVING NOISE

“Fore.”

KONK!

“Holy shit, Dave Chapelle! HEY! Jackass!”

Me?

“Obviously. Stop this!”

I don’t wanna. At least not until Ryan Adams gets it.

KONK!

“Holy shit, Ryan Adams!”

Okay, we’re done.

“Hate you.”

Have fun with Saget.

2 Comments

  1. rico vanian

    i thought ryan adams was that weird kid that was in the last couple of seasons of The Office-

    man, fuckin’ Chappelle’s arms are jacked!

    an saget is awesome

  2. Smoke

    He’s got one of his hands on each of Chapelles shoulders. Do you remember trying not to say someone was black when describing them? Remember how it wound up feeling more racist than just saying “the black guy in the green shirt” or “black James, not blonde James” that guy is certainly with Dave.

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