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Just A Little Bit More

May 17, 2019 / / 12 Comments

Emmylou Harris and Bonnie Raitt were both beautiful, but not in the same way: Emmylou looked like a sculpture; Bonnie was plastered.

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Question time, Enthusiasts! What’s the most obviously coked-up musical performance on YouTube? Lowell up there is gakked to creation and back, but there must be some more Colombian appearances. Post ’em in the Comment Section!

NOTE: That J Geils Band clip is disqualified, and so is the one where Little Richard and his potato salad nearly start a riot. You know which one I’ talking about. This one:

That one.

Bobby Knobby

May 17, 2019 / / 1 Comment

Hey, Mickey. Looking flexible.

“I’m lithe, and my tendons are supple.”

Gross. Hey, Bobby.

“Howdy.”

Buddy, you’re the worst clown I’ve ever seen. You look stern.

“I was going for whimsical.”

You missed it and hit morose.

“I gotta cut down on the botox.”

Sure. I mean, look how happy Mickey is. That’s how you wear a clown nose.

“Yeah, sure, but Mickey’s drunk.”

You’re not?

“I am, but off a different liquor.”

That does make sense.

Wonderin’ If She’s Changed At All…

May 31, 2018 / / 1 Comment

Handsome sandwich?

“You, uh, got it. Me and Johnny Brylcreem are the bread, and Big Red here is the meat.”

Sure.

“Or, you know, she could also be some sort of vegan foodstuff. Maybe a polenta-based ham substitute. Whatever your taste runs to.”

I’ll stick with meat.

“He’s doing that collar thing the hip kids do.”

Shirt over jacket?

“Yeah. Wild stuff. Fashion, huh?”

You said it, Bobby.

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