Moderation in all things, but especially Comment Sections. It is not a forest, the CS, overgrown and willful and carpeted with death and rot, but a finely-tended garden, one where the bushes are doing shit bushes do not usually do, and there’s maybe a gazebo or two. Let a CS go without pruning for a week; chaos.

Not here, Enthusiasts. I am draconian; I am draculean; my skin is thinner than my patience. No foolishness in the Comment Section! There are ground-rules for a society, and that’s one of ’em. I am, however, willing to negotiate.

Starting immediately, these are the new pricing packages for the Comment Section:

BASIC – STILL FREE Not being a dick is still free. Post videos, pictures, whatever. You can point out shit I missed, or correct dates. But you can’t be a dick at all.

JUNIOR MAFIA – $20 You can be a dick to me. (Non-Trump)

JUNIOR JUNIOR – $25 You can be a dick to me. (Trump)

SENIOR SPLATTER – $50 You can be a dick to another Commentator. Fifty bucks a pop.

GRAD LEVEL – VARIABLE You can be a dick to Commentators who have visited the Donate Button. Whatever they sent in, it’ll cost you triple to be a dick to them.

All prices are final, and will be billed to your credit card weekly.