Tag: david clarke

• O.J.
• Wayne Williams.

STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.

What?

You may not make a list of “worst blacks.” I will not allow this.

This is why Trump won. Gonna hit me with a bike lock now, antifag?

“Antifag?”

I took “antifa” and–

Stop tryping.

–combined it–

I’m begging you to stop digging the hole.

–with “fag.” I’m basically calling you a homosexual who dislikes Nazis.

THAT’S NOT AN INSULT.

It is if you say it in a real sarcastic voice.

This post is over. Go write more of the Springsteen musical.

…

Clarence Clemons is a much better black than–

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

1. Epaulets of Distinction.
2. Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin.
3. Found it in a Blimpie’s restroom.
4. American flag.
5. Sassy American flag.
6. Dime hot-glued to coat.
7. The only badge that Officer Tom is actually supposed to be wearing.
8. Something something 9/11.
9. Starfleet comm badge.
10. Received from local Hells Angel chapter when he went down on a menstruating woman at a party.
11. Hatchetman.
12. Holy shit, another fucking American flag.
13. Backup sheriff’s star in case the primary one is killed in the line of duty.
14. Received in honor of killing his first inmate.
15. Name tag.
16. Ribbon, but not for AIDS. (Seriously: NOT for AIDS.)
17. Shiny button his mother gave him to remind him to hate.
18. HYDRA pin.
19. Long Jump Champ, Camp Cuyahoga, 1973.
20. If you look closely, it says “CLASSY GUY,” because that’s what he is and he’s not afraid to let you know it.
21. Half-a-jellybean.