What is this?

“Taking a picture with Pahrump Labatts.”

No.

“Pablum Labrum.”

No.

“Padme Amidala.”

Way off.

…

“Forrest Whitaker?”

She looks nothing like Forrest Whitaker, Bobby.

“One specific part of her does.”

True. Her name’s Padma Lakshmi.

“Ah. Right. Oh, hey: I’m standing with her to support refugees.”

She’s a supermodel. Like, the exact opposite of a refugee.

“You will admit that she looks more like a refugee than I do.”

Give Trump another two weeks.

“True, true.”

Bobby, I know you’re a happily married man, but you totally got a shot here.

“How so?”

You know who she used to be married to, right?

“Nope.”

“Huh.”

You got a shot.

“I got a shot.”