What is this?
“Taking a picture with Pahrump Labatts.”
No.
“Pablum Labrum.”
No.
“Padme Amidala.”
Way off.
…
“Forrest Whitaker?”
She looks nothing like Forrest Whitaker, Bobby.
“One specific part of her does.”
True. Her name’s Padma Lakshmi.
“Ah. Right. Oh, hey: I’m standing with her to support refugees.”
She’s a supermodel. Like, the exact opposite of a refugee.
“You will admit that she looks more like a refugee than I do.”
Give Trump another two weeks.
“True, true.”
Bobby, I know you’re a happily married man, but you totally got a shot here.
“How so?”
You know who she used to be married to, right?
“Nope.”
“Huh.”
You got a shot.
“I got a shot.”
nice set list
It’s adorable.
hope you didn’t steal that painter’s tape Bobby
His face is whiter than his hair.
I was hoping it was the lighting. If not, he does not look well.
It’s the lighting. It’s almost straight on them.
dunno man. pan-fry That Guy a steak. garlic. mushrooms. some borscht too. pint of Scarlet Fire cask (Big Time Brewery on the Ave) to re-populate the GI.
This oughta do it.
Really, everything is washed out in that photo, even Padma
looking better already.