• Whereas previously, keyboardists had to be content with sticking a microphone under the hood of their Steinways, Keith Godchaux had the first custom-built piano pickup.
  • Many members of the band, and all of the road crew, have considered Batmanning.
  • Pigpen’s tune Mr. Charlie is actually about Charlie Miller.
  • Ironically, Front Street was used as a front by several major narcotics smugglers.
  • The Yanomami people are unfamiliar with not only the Dead, but also the very concept of jamming.
  • Billy once pissed for three minutes straight after drinking a six-pack of Schlitz.
  • Billy also thought it was 1988 for the entirety of 1989.
  • Tom Constanten was actually several dozen owls working in concert and wearing a fake mustache.
  • Despite often wearing a shirt that read “Kill the Grateful Dead,” Kurt Cobain was conceived in the bathroom of the 7/16/67 show at Eagle’s Auditorium in Seattle.
  • One time, Mickey didn’t want to play Cumberland Blues, so he called it Dumberland Snooze, and Bobby took a poke at him.
  • “Grateful Dead” is in no way an anagram of “Peter North’s mighty sex-hammer.”

What the fuck is this?

Dude, I’ve warned you about this. Next time you interrupt me when I’m in the Bullet Points, you’re getting your dick punched.

I don’t believe your threats. Again: What the fuck is this?

Well, I noticed that even though this site advertises itself as being about the Grateful Dead, there has been little-to-no Grateful Dead content in weeks, if not months.

And so you decided to rectify that with…this?

Yes.

Drinking again?

Yes.

Pathetic.

Yes.