jeff chimenti chicago backHey. You look at me when I’m disappointed in you, mister.

“Oh, knock it off. It’s a fine.”

It’s not fine!

A fine, not…I’m not playing your Abbot and Costello games.”

What I worry about is the decision-making process.

“How so?”

Why’d you get pulled over? VW bus?

“Fuck, no.”

Dead bumper stickers?

“No.”

Obama stickers? Those are worse.

“No. What? No. Dude: we were two long-hairs in the middle of nowhere who rolled through a stop sign stinking of weed.”

I guess it’s not that big a deal.

“Not really.”

Where was the bag?

“Glove compartment.”

Was it locked?

“Yeah, and so was the trunk in the back.”

THEN THEY GON’ NEED A WARRANT FOR THAT!

“I don’t think that’s the actual law.”

No, fuck this: you’re being railroaded. I’m calling William Kunstler!

“Long dead.”

Fine, I’ll call Kuby.