Hey. You look at me when I’m disappointed in you, mister.
“Oh, knock it off. It’s a fine.”
It’s not fine!
“A fine, not…I’m not playing your Abbot and Costello games.”
What I worry about is the decision-making process.
“How so?”
Why’d you get pulled over? VW bus?
“Fuck, no.”
Dead bumper stickers?
“No.”
Obama stickers? Those are worse.
“No. What? No. Dude: we were two long-hairs in the middle of nowhere who rolled through a stop sign stinking of weed.”
I guess it’s not that big a deal.
“Not really.”
Where was the bag?
“Glove compartment.”
Was it locked?
“Yeah, and so was the trunk in the back.”
THEN THEY GON’ NEED A WARRANT FOR THAT!
“I don’t think that’s the actual law.”
No, fuck this: you’re being railroaded. I’m calling William Kunstler!
“Long dead.”
Fine, I’ll call Kuby.
If your lawyer has a ponytail, yer pretty much goin’ to jail.
Dad will be fine because I’m friends with all the lawyers ever and no judge could turn down this cute face
You should feel at least a 1000 daggers to the heart for every strand of hair.
wH aT
http://www.jshmoviestuff.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/My-Cousin-Vinny_Joe-Pesci.jpg
My Cousin Vinny
Right???
Yeah, it was on TV the other day
I’m going to watch 9,000 movies tomorrow as I wallow in my pain and maybe that will be one of them
Just don’t tell ’em you know… him…
Good thing they didn’t find the Dead Benji in the trunk!
Did you just sneak some Jay Z in there?
https://youtu.be/om2EQ7YXork
The Jigga Man?
Big Pimpin indeed