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Today, Terrible Dead Art brings you the answer to a question you didn’t know you had: what if Garcia had a seafood allergy and someone gave him shrimp?
Once again, Terrible Dead Art answers the big questions: what is man’s duty to a stranger? To his community, and society? What if Phil were played by 80’s volleyball star Karch Kiraly with an implied Hitler ‘stache?
Terrible Dead Art returns! With the answer to the never-asked question: what if the Dead put on KISS makeup, but also Tron–maybe?–and there’s some Egyptian nonsense going on…
It’s a mess.
Everything about this is worse than everything else about this. It is a recursive asymptote towards a singularity of Terrible Dead Art.
You can say a lot of things about Garcia, but he didn’t wear Dead shirts.
In an ironic twist, the glass magnified the sun’s rays and caused a small fire in the church.
Fuck it: this one makes me smile.
Siiiimmba.
Here’s something I learned in Terrible Dead Art school: blue and green should never be seen. Also, art school girls are simultaneously the best and worst kind of girls. You cannot win a haircut-off with an art school girl; don’t even try.
Now, this is good. Well, I don’t know if it’s good or not, but it looks like him.
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