Tag: terrible dead art (Page 7 of 10)

These kept popping up all over town, like cheap sneakers looped over the telephone wires; after a while, you didn’t even see them. 

You would see them 8th and Hennepin, and on the overpass by the Berber District, and all up and down the Hammerhead Highway. Discreetly up on the walls of the Skybus between the ads for shyster lawyers and semi-accredited nursing schools. Some enterprising kid made a single-serve tumblr about it; others made a half-assed meme, put it on a t-shirt. Wasn’t viral, so people scrubbed their likes from it and deleted their feeds: The City moved on.

No one understood that it was a warning.

Here we see an incredibly rare vintage toy part: the head to Stretch Garcia.

So, this is a thing.

So…there’s this.

I’m melting! I’m melting!

I’ve always wondered what Garcia would look like if he had Tyrannosaurus arms, haven’t you?

Seriously, how fucking hard is it to draw this man’s face properly?

Number one: this is not acceptable even on T-Shirt Tuesday; number two: I’m going to pull out my rarely-used Jew card and just declare that nose anti-semitic.