Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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I Love It When A Jam Comes Together

Ten years ago, a choogly-type pickup band was sent to prison by a military court for a jam they didn’t commit. These musicians promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the San Francisco underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the B-Team.

J.A. Lane: Muscle, explosives, HVAC repair, showing Bobby how his phone works.

Bobby “Tall Napoleon” Weir: Brains of the outfit, also the sandals of the outfit. Good with a blade. Drives the winnebago.

Mikaela “Smiles” Davis: Hacker. Undercover expert. Does that Black Widow move where she leaps crotch-first into a bad guy’s face and spins him around. Also helps Bobby with his phone.

Donnybrook “Don Was” Washerdryer: Werewolf by night.

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Mikaela Davis has stolen her haircut from The Runaways and God bless her for it.

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