Ten years ago, a choogly-type pickup band was sent to prison by a military court for a jam they didn’t commit. These musicians promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the San Francisco underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the B-Team.
J.A. Lane: Muscle, explosives, HVAC repair, showing Bobby how his phone works.
Bobby “Tall Napoleon” Weir: Brains of the outfit, also the sandals of the outfit. Good with a blade. Drives the winnebago.
Mikaela “Smiles” Davis: Hacker. Undercover expert. Does that Black Widow move where she leaps crotch-first into a bad guy’s face and spins him around. Also helps Bobby with his phone.
Donnybrook “Don Was” Washerdryer: Werewolf by night.
OR
Mikaela Davis has stolen her haircut from The Runaways and God bless her for it.
Look:
See?
and her dark roots!
joan jett will still kick yer ass
I don’t think the drummer wanted to wear the hat, but it’s part of the gig
Gazing at the girls, I hear Scott Joplin’s “Maple Leaf Rag” in the distance.
I have no idea why.