Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Thank God, The Cavalry

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Hey, Mrs. Donna Jean. Whatcha doing?

“Feelin’ it, sugar.”

I see that. You look like Kate Moss.

“All pretty people look alike.”

Your hair length says to me that you’ve suffered no extended illnesses.

“Okay, that’s enough. Don’t talk to me like you talk to those Burnin’ Man skanks, darlin’. I ain’t gonna contemplate the universe with you.”

Sorry.

“Besides, I’m married.”

What?

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Oh, Mrs. Donna Jean. I don’t want to do this bit with you.

“IS THIS GUY BOTHER–”

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Did Keith just slide off the horse?

“Looks like.”

Where’d he get a horse?

“Stable?”

Good talk, Mrs. Donna Jean.

1 Comment

  1. Buck Mulligan

    Damn, you’re good.

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