Who the hell are you guys?
“Uh, hey.”
Bobby?
“There may have been a slight glitch in the Time Sheath technology.”
Oh, goddammit. Which one are you?
“Top right.”
…
Yeah, I can see it.
“Josh bought a go-kart.”
Sure.
“And, uh, Mickey and Billy are on either side of Black Phil.”
His name is Oteil. And why is he armed?
“No idea. The second we vivaspirated here, he strapped on a pistol. He was muttering something about ‘White motherfuckers and their time machine bullshit.'”
Black people have no interest in going back in time.
“Huh. But, uh he’s married to a white lady.”
That makes it worse. In the past, that makes it so much worse.
“Ah, well.”
Where’s Jeff Chimenti?
“He has morphed into some sort of stuffed doll, apparently.”
I wish I never gave you idiots godlike control over the timestream.
“Ah, well.”
Little Rascals, Prankster version.
I figured the one who fell over had to be Pig or Keith