
Joooooohhhn. Ohhh, JoooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHhhhnn.
…
“Who the fuck is that?”
Your future.

“No.”
Search your heart, John. You know it to be true.
“No. NO! I’ll never wear you!”
It’s going to be a hot summer, John.
“STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!”
A WELL-APPOINTED HOTEL BEDROOM
“OH MY GOD! Jesus! What a terrible dream! Katy, wake up and listen to my dream and tell me if I should Snapchat it.”
I’m not Katy.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!”
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