
I have questions.
- Is this reality?
- Is this the way we live now?
- How many retweets does it take for a bill to become a law?
- What role, if any, does Instagram play in the system of checks and balances?
- Is governmental power dependent on followers?
- Because if it is, then Katy Perry is in charge now.
- Is that what you intended to do, Mr. President?
- Put Katy Perry in charge?
- Do you know who takes office in case she cannot perform her duties, sir?
- Justin Bieber.
- Who is Canadian.
- Did you intend to set off a Constitutional crisis with your little tweet, Mr. President?
- Why is there so much graphic design?
- Are my tax dollars paying for this?
- Why is the Swoopy-Hopey O logo on this thing?
- Is the President a brand now?
- Is there any chance that anyone is going to act like a grown-up ever again?
- Four score and seven years ago.
- The only things we have to fear is fear itself.
- Retweet if you believe Judge Merrick Garland deserves fair consideration.
- Inspiration, move me brightly.
Succinct
“Is the President a brand now?”
That’s the most charmingly-naive question I’ve read in many days.