No.

“Blessings unto you.”

No. No, no, no. Absolutely not.

“Would you care to kneel at my feet?”

I would not, and you cannot be here. Nuh-uh.

“We do not worship Buddha. We do not worship Vishnu. We do not worship Jesus. We do not worship Allah.”

Who do you worship?

“Do you have your checkbook on you?”

Get out of here, Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh!

“I will just say one thing.”

Fine.

“But I will say it for two hours.”

No.

“Would you like a cup of coffee?”

No!

“MAN, YOU LOOK HOLY AS SHIT!”

Oh, no.

“Holiness is found within joy, and within yourself.”

“AH GOT SO MUCH JOY IN ME. THASS ONE FUNKY BEARD, BROTHER. AH WANNA RUN THROUGH IT IN TH’ SUMMERTIME!”

“Do you have any money?”

“AH GOT SO MUCH DAMN MONEY AH DON’ KNOW WHERE HALF O’ IT IS.”

“I like you.”

You two deserve each other.