“Randos.”
No! Stop this! I will not have a flare-up of the Rando Wars. Too many have lost too much.
…
Phil?
“Yes?”
Are you Jesus now?
“The hands?”
Yeah. You look like you’re about to belt out I Believe I Can Fly.
“Honestly?”
Please.
“I’m sick of touching these fuckers.”
Solid reason.
“Y’know? It’s enough already.”
Say no more.
The Phil Doll is now available from GDMerch. When you pull the string in the back, the arms go up.