Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?
“Prom, man.”
You look like Kenickie.
“Is that a good thing?”
Better than being Sonny or Doody, not as good as being Zucco.
“Okay.”
What did you do for your promposal? Did it get a lot of likes on social media?
“It’s 1959.”
No excuse for having a boring feed. Never too early to start building your brand.
“Whatever you say, man.”
Why aren’t you smoking?
“I don’t enjoy our conversations.”
Wanna say hi to John Mayer?
“No.”
He looks like Arthur Fonzarelli
I like how you used the Fonz’s full name. Very respectful.