“Long history behind those hats, y’know.”

“The ones the Navy guys are wearing?”

“Yeah. Originally, sailors just put jellyfish on their heads.”

“I don’t know if that’s true.”

“It is, it is. Remember what Churchill said: The history of the Navy is based on rum, sodomy, and putting jellyfish on your head.”

“He didn’t say that.”

“Pretty sure he did. Plus, you know: sailors can’t wear helmets.”

“Why not?”

“Scurvy.”

“Let’s just sing the song, Bobby.”