The Van Halen Brothers Look Terrible

Hey, Sammy Hagar.

“WOO!”

Why are the chevrons facing downwards? What rank would that be?

“WOO!”

Nice to see you, too. Hello, Don Was.

“GRRRR.”

Are you a werewolf now?

“GRRRR.”

I guess you’re a werewolf now. Hey, Bobby.

“Howdy.”

I see you’re doing Bobby Picture Pose #2.

“Bringing the old girl back. Hadn’t, uh, broke her out in a while, but it turns out it’s just like riding a bike.”

Sure.

“You just put your hand on your chin and don’t smile.”

Easy as pie.

“Terrible saying. Pie is actually much more complicated than you’d think. And even if you get it right, someone’s just gonna steal it off your windowsill as it cools.”

I never thought of that. Piece of cake.

“Similarly complex. And, uh, it’s a possible security risk. Might be a file hiding inside there.”

Easy peasy?

“Yeah, okay. Peas are a snap.”

I see what you did there.

“Hey, man: I got a new dog, a new band, and the Corvette’s running again. Everything’s coming up Bobby.”

Seize the day.

“Yup, yup.”