- “Things I Made up About Australia while I was in Minneapolis.”
- “I Got Lost While Looking for a White Guy who went Looking for a White Guy who went Looking for a White Guy in the Amazon.”
- “My Rio,” by Ryan Lochte.
- “Playing Ping-Pong with FARC.”
- “Watching Natives Kill Something And Having Feelings About It.”
- “The Northhampton Grackle: An Uninteresting Bird.”
- “Foreigners Make Me Cranky,” by Paul Theroux.
- “A Monkey is Fucking my Armpit.”
- “The Water Parks of North Korea.”
- “Dubai on $50,000 a Day.”
- “Walking the Great Wall of China but Getting Tired and Stopping.”
- “Syria: You Must Not Travel Here; I Don’t Know Why I Did.”
- 200 pages on a Cinnabon he ate at in O’Hare Airport, by William T. Vollman.
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Blood in the Lazy River (Subtitle: Murder at the Water Park!)
The Vollman reference made me spit take LOL.
Bravo!
It had better be intermission, mister.
Yassir.
I’m jotting notes about my journey across the Loop to get here.