Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Honestly? Feeling a little insecure about the size of my hat.”

Your hat is huge, man.

“Yeah, but look at that sucker. The girth alone…”

Bobby, your hat is perfect. Besides, you got the boncho.

“I guess, yeah. I have discovered that there are multiple hidden pockets within.”

For what?

“Cash, stash, whatnot.”

Sure.

“You know: pocket stuff.”

Right.