• A small, trusting dog being lured into an alley and beaten to death with a hammer.
  • Endless loop of blackhead-poping TikToks.
  • Cats.
  • Freddie Krueger’s conception.
  • My zombie father risen from the grave and blowing hobos.
  • Billy Borstal, the Boy with the Mouth where his Asshole Should be, eating lobster bisque.
  • Sausages made.
  • Budd Dwyer press conference.
  • Really cute toddler being hanged for a crime she did not commit.
  • Unnecessary penile surgery sans anesthetic while Widespread Panic plays real loud in the background.
  • Any random ten minutes of Joe Rogan’s podcast.
  • My whole family massacred by Serbian paramilitary forces in a field outside Kostrići.
  • The immolation of the Library of Alexandria.
  • That fucking David Lynch thing with the fucking monkey.