- Boobies.
- Buttocks.
- Two small pumpkins.
- The world’s sins.
- Old-timey bombs – the spherical one with the fuse sticking out the top.
- Straight cash, homey.
- He and Garcia’s back-up Hawaiian shirts. (What if the first shirt had a frocket blow-out?)
- Infant to be sacrificed to Melanifnif, the God of Vacations.
- Entropy and Order, the founding twins of the omniverse; Parish will weigh their deeds and pass his brutal judgment.
- Two ostrich eggs.
- Five or six eagle eggs.
- Many chicken eggs.
- Garcia’s invisible guitar, which was made by Alembic and cost $10 grand.
If I had photo shop skills there would be the sweet baby Jesus with John Mayers face cradled in those lovin arms.
I may have hit the frankincense and myrrh a little early tonight but are those the three wise men?
I’m pretty sure that you meant wise asses.
I believe the guy on the left is Jeff Leicher, from Jack’s Dive Locker in Kona.