- Who’s going to host the Oscars?
- Pizza being, like, 20 minutes late.
- Liza Minelli’s liver.
- Climate change.
- Your need to finally watch The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
- The possibility that we’re alone in the universe.
- The possibility that we’re not.
- The Long Island Islanders’ playoff chances.
- All the airports shutting down at the end of the week because Basketball Head has the foresight of a lobotomized squirrel.
- Spam calls. (Honestly, I would be all for declaring a National Emergency to wipe the spam callers off the planet. I would support military action. Drone strikes on office buildings in Bangalore would be fine by me; I don’t even care if there’s collateral damage. Kill all the women and children in the area if that’s what it takes.)
- The critical reevaluation of Sam Kinison.
- That thing where all the animals and insects are dying.
- How woke Aquaman is.
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes and her big socialist titties.
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“Fatberg”
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/08/world/europe/uk-fatberg-sidmouth.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage
also also a good name for 45
Great obit
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/07/obituaries/howell-begle-dead.html?action=click&module=MoreInSection&pgtype=Article®ion=Footer&contentCollection=Obituaries
Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts…..check it out. Hot Nuts are definitely more of an emergency.