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Things The Doctor Compared My Prostate To

  • Weather balloon
  • Softball left outside all winter.
  • One of those globes with a bar inside it.
  • Puppy. (Large breed.)
  • Full-grown dog. (Small breed.)
  • The prostate of a much, much larger man.
  • Ostrich egg.
  • That boulder Indiana Jones had to run from in the first movie.
  • The Salton Sea.
  • Kim Jong Un’s head.
  • 9-banded armadillo rolled up into a ball for protection.
  • One of those cheeseburgers that you get for free if you can finish it an hour.
  • BB-8.
  • The Matterhorn. (This one’s not a joke. Motherfucker actually said “Matterhorn.”)
  • Happy Fun Ball that is only one of those three things.
  • Enormous tiny thing.
  • Miniature enormous thing.
  • Dyson Sphere.

11 Comments

  1. Spencer

    ….

  2. Toomanyroads

    Well that doesn’t sound good…I think.

    • NoThoughtsOnDead

      Nope. Here’s to health intervention, at whatever level you choose. We need many Thoughts, over many years, and we need you to write them. Best wishes to you and “the puppy.”

      • Toomanyroads

        Indeed. I’ve lost five family members on my mothers maternal side of the family to colon cancer. Every time I get checked and get a clean bill of health it’s like having a winning Powerball ticket.

        The good thing these days is if you find something early it’s usually the end of a potential problem.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    too much sitting ToTD. go for walks man.

  4. JES

    Hmmm . . . We might end up together in the National Graphomanic Prostatic Support Group soon. I will be the one in the Team Donna T-Shirt.

    Good luck. Seriously.

  5. Tor Haxson

    You remind me I need to get mine checked. I guess I have to ask.

  6. bemydemon

    Many good Thoughts going out to TotD. Hoping it’s just a case of the old BPH. Good luck, man.

  7. hugh.c.mcbride

    Wishing you nothing but the best, ToTD!

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