And there you have it.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Your thoughts on The Last Jedi are Emmylou Harris’ cover of a Bruce Springsteen tune?

Yes. This just about covers it.

How so?

Are you familiar with Interpretationalism?

You’re not allowed to just make up philosophies.

Why? That’s what philosophers do.

And that’s why no one likes them. Be better than this.

I don’t wanna.

Do it anyway.

Maybe.