Hey, Phil.
“Sargeant Philbert J. Lesh! 420th Division, Sloppy Company: the Fightin’ Dickpunchers! Reporting for booty!”
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You get into Bobby’s stash again?
“I didn’t not get into Bobby’s stash.”
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Where is the 420th assigned to these days?
“Fighting ’em in Jamghanistan so we don’t have to fight ’em here!”
And your specialty?
“Bombardier, motherfucker.”
Get some.
“Oo-rah.”
Four string basses are for Communists.
Five string basses are for Fascists.
But six string basses? Now that’s a real American hero bass.