United And It Feels Pretty Good, Too

“My word, Phil. You have changed.”

“Not Phil, Mrs. Donna Jean. Oteil Burbridge.”

“Oh! Did the Supreme Court integrate the Dead?”

“It just kind of happened. Have you seen Jeff Chimenti?”

“Yeah, bad news. I drove into him in the parking lot. Muscle memory.”

“Shit!”

“Well, sugar: he was a keyboardist for the Grateful Dead. They don’t get pensions.”

…

“You’re crazier than the rest of them put together, aren’t you?”

“Shh. No one’s figured it out yet.”