Tonight, around 9:30 Tried the “Bet you can’t touch your elbows together behind your back” thing as recently as last week.
Thursday, 10 AM Filed a patent in 1996 for a device called a Rape-O-Matic.
Thursday, Noon Once got rapey in a Burger King bathroom.
Thursday, 3 PM Video of Kavanaugh feeling up the statue of Lady Justice.
Thursday, 5 PM Once applied for a customized license plate reading LUV2RAPE.
Thursday, 9 PM Kavanaugh joins Twitter, tweets out “Imma squeeze RBG’s saggy floppers,” deletes Tweet, claims to have been hacked.
Thursday, 11 PM Apprehended in the National Archives while raping the Declaration of Independence and screaming “I’M NICOLAS CAGE!”
Friday, 9 AM Appointed to the Supreme Court by a vote of 51-49.
The rumors about Keg City Kavanaugh just keep piling up, and they seem credible. I am exactly right in between Kavanaugh & Ford in age and this type of incident happened at my high school with nobody reporting it. In fact most parents during the time would more likely stay silent to not bring further shame to their family. It was a screwed up time, but they all are to me anymore. Keg City just seems like the early 80’s frat boy football player that I avoided while I went to Dead shows and did drugs. Definitely not my kind. I wasn’t perfect, but I never thought of having a seat on the Supreme Court. Tomorrow’s hearing should be brutal, but I won’t watch much of it-especially after David Dennison’s shambolic presser this afternoon.
You took the righteous path.
Dead shows -n- drugs.
Selah.