- “Lillian Monster is right; veganism is the only way to go.”
- “Feed me black cock until cum squirts from my tear ducts.”
- “When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.”
- “Shakazulu says her hips don’t lie, but I’ve heard from many, many people that they do. Lying hips! Y’know who’s got the most honest hips in the world? Lou Dobbs. Real straight-shooters, Lou Dobbs’ hips. Very, very truthful hips.”
- “My pronouns are he/him.”
- “I used to feel so alone, but not now, not tonight; I have love coursing through me, love in my blood, it flows it flows it flows, and I can’t stop it. My God! We’re all connected, you and me and God–WE ARE ALL GOD HERE TONIGHT–and does anyone have any Starburst?”
- “You are all sleeping on J.J. Fad.”
- “App? Like mozzarella sticks? There’s nothing easier than mozzarella sticks! Great app, one of the best there is. Gets your mouth ready to do the real eating.”
- “Greta Gerwig got screwed.”
- “It turns out that there are actually two Kansas Cities. One’s in Kansas, and the other’s in Missouri. I got ’em mixed up. Silly mistake, but we’re all human and we all mess up sometimes. I’ll try do to do better next time.”
- “Why don’t we all take off our shoes and just, like, be here for a while?”
- “Shouldn’t call him Superman. Not a man! He’s an alien. Krypton, right? Many people don’t know that, but Superman’s from Krypton. He’s an alien. We should call him Superalien.”
- “Sorry I’m late. I was in the gym.”
- “I believe the children are our future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.”
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“Does anyone have any Starburst?” Not Little Aleppo, but still donation-worthy IMO.