Voteil

Hey, Oteil. Whatcha doing?

“Servicing. Announcing. In a public manner, of course.”

Of course.

“It’s not helpful at all to tell an empty room to vote.”

Structures don’t have the franchise, for one thing.

“Gotta go to the people! Spread the gospel of good governance!”

Everyone should vote.

“Every single American should vote!”

What if they wanna vote for Trump?

“Then they should not vote!”

That’s a little bit hypocritical, isn’t it?

“So be it, man. Goofus gotta go.”

He might have the ronus.

“No. When did this happen?”

Just now.

TWO-TIME GRAMMY WINNER CHECKING HIS PHONE NOISE

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“Huh.”

Yeah.

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“It is a sin to take joy in another’s illness. No matter what. Hard line on that one. Exception-free rule.”

I agree completely.

“In fact, I’m gonna say a prayer for him.”

Can’t go that far with ya, man.

“It’s not gonna be a great prayer.”

Sarcastic?

“You can’t pray sarcastically. God’ll punish you for that shit. I’m thinking more along the lines of ‘perfunctory.'”

Gotcha.