I’d eat the gun;
But I’m a poor shot.
A noose would be nice;
But I can’t tie knots.
Poison is cheap;
But it burns up your throat.
Drowning seems peaceful;
But I’m too fat: I’d float.
I’d take all the pills,
But I don’t have a scrip.
Slice open my wrists;
But I can’t stand blood’s drip.
Jump off a tall building;
But I couldn’t take the fall.
I’ll have to live;
Death takes some balls.
Car running in a closed garage seems peaceful enough. We all gonna die though, so why not just live it out and see what happens? Maybe luckm’s just about to bite!
http://pumpkinstail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/save_a_life.jpg
Sometimes it’s not just the dog life that gets saved
Only reason I’d want a dog. Saves two lives at once!
Maggs, they can really help a person out when things get rough.
I wanted a dog for a while last year but I can’t have one. My dad and sister are allergic to them, and our house is not meant for dogs, and I’m only going to be living here for four more years. It wouldn’t make sense. I’m my own dog!
https://youtu.be/abgiE6qQo6A
It all takes Balls,
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http://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/burroughscig.jpg
Homage to Dorothy Parker, yes?
http://poemhunter.com/poem/resum/
that was my thought. Hope it’s not something more serious.
Hope all’s well ToTDfriend.
you scared me, but i am hoping dorothy homage only. you ok?
U DED DAWG?
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.oRlHwDN48BoLC4iWYHBpUw&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300
HOLY SHIT LMAO
He’s fine, btw. I think.
Probably eaten alive by locusts cause you know…. Florida.
Florida is an interesting place.
The world needs more Orange Juice Wranglers.
Reminds me of “Suicide Chump”, the 80s-era Zappa tune. “Well maybe you’re afraid of jumping, and poison makes you sick…” And “Don’t wanna mess your face up, cuz we won’t know if its you. Well there’s just so much to worry about, now whatcha gonna do?”