Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“Sweater-time.”
Question, buddy.
“Shoot.”
The duck from the Hell in a Bucket video: whatever happened to it?
“Lorenzo?”
You named the duck Lorenzo.
“I didn’t name the duck anything; that was how he was introduced to me.”
Fine: Lorenzo. What happened to him?
“Ate him.”
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Why?
“Oh, it wasn’t a meat thing: I ate him ritualistically. To gain his goosely powers and duckish abilities.”
Were you successful?
“In eating him? Yeah: ate the fuck out of him.”
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No. Did you gain the abilities of a duck?
“Did a lot of swimming that summer and crapped on the lawn once or twice.”
So, kinda?
“I’d go with ‘kinda,’ yeah.”
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